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Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:50pm

(Towards a vocabulary of taste of Lingua Ignota words)

Test subjects: humans, edible plants Moon Phase: Sturgeon Moon Conditions: partially electrified, damp, sunny

This was a cross-species edible language experiment conducted by myself and recorded by Mandrago long ago. He lost his lab notebook and so we are unable to determine which words came from plants and which from humans. I had hoped he would find it in the meantime, but unfortunately not.

Several months afterward, one test subject described the experiment like this:

There was this paper and stuff you could eat, and then all these strange words came out of our mouths. Do you have any more?

  1. #1 slurbicious
  2. #2 tadanculus smooi
  3. #3 toothpaste, hosti, red
  4. #4 olsynth
  5. #5 xyzzyxxyzzyx
  6. #6 tasty blood, chewing gum
  7. #7 disappearing into nothing
  8. #8 middle ages
  9. #9 book with leaves of a citrus tree
  10. #10 fireworks
  11. #11 een kaderke
  12. #12 drip drip drip drip drip drip
  13. #13 middle ages
  14. #14 thought
  15. #15 pepper
  16. #16 a field of mint leaves
  17. #17 my first theft and guilt
  18. #18 Mmmmmmmmm
  19. #19 mos
  20. #20 blue and red, many angles

Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:31am

Amidst Ashton's howling hoots of amusement, the inspiring buzz of electricity, the plants and wires and circuit boards - nothing happened. Things just don't fuse together like they do in our reality; the magic glue connecting our herbal technologies doesn't stick. We're going to have to rely on our research assistants and their tireless work on plant-machine translation.

Fortunately this has just picked up momentum. The new assistant has already been mentioned. I'm mystified as to just what we'll find in the Snoepwinkel in a few days' time. Maybe the whole place will be glowing in blue, white and red light. Undoubtedly the place will be filled with electrodes and new fungal blooms. (The assistants themselves often behave like and resemble fungi; for this reason alone they are dear to our hearts.)

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